Charlie Sheen knows how to keep it classy!

Charlie Sheen was reportedly found in a hotel room drunk, high, naked, and in a fit of rage because he thought that some cheap hooker stole his wallet. Gosh, is it Tuesday already? Man, time flies when you’re keeping track of a mentally unstable addict who is paid far more cash than he’s actually worth.

Police were called to The Plaza by hotel security at about 2 a.m. and Sheen appeared highly intoxicated, the official said. The actor was not arrested and went voluntarily. The official was not authorized to speak publicly about the encounter and spoke to the AP on condition of anonymity. […] It’s not clear who the woman in the hotel room was. Sheen was in New York on a family vacation. His ex-wife, actress Denise Richards, and their two children, Sam, 6, and Lola, 5, also were staying at the hotel in a different room, the official said. SOURCE

I’d just like to take the time to remind you all that Charlie Sheen is currently the highest-paid actor on TV, earning $1.25 million per episode of Two And A Half Men. And he’s willing to go into a violent, drug and booze-fueled rage over a prostitute at the same hotel where his young daughters are staying at?! I’m not saying that we should all start building bomb shelters and wearing tinfoil hats, but western civilization is going to die horribly soon and this shit is the reason why.

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