Charlie Sheen’s night just keeps getting better!

Alright, so as previously reported, Charlie Sheen was found drunk, naked and high in his hotel room while a hooker/pornstar hid in the closet because he started getting violent over some missing watches. But as it turns out, there’s more: Before the shit hit the fan, he was also drunk/naked/high in the bathroom of a restaurant too. Oh, and he was screaming the N-Word over and over again. Go figure.

“At one point Charlie convinced pornstar Capri Anderson to go to the bathroom with him. When they got into the bathroom he started snorting cocaine and then took off his pants,” a source told Radar. “Charlie wanted to have sex with Capri and tried but she stopped him and demanded her $12,000. He didn’t have the money on him so she left him in the bathroom!”

When Charlie failed to return to the table, his assistant went into the bathroom looking for him. “When the assistant opened the door, there was Charlie standing there naked with cocaine all over his face!” the source said. “He was delusional and just completely lost. Totally out of it.” The assistant reportedly helped Sheen get dressed and got him out of the restaurant and back to the hotel.

Back at the Plaza, a delusional and high Charlie went off his rocker and started spewing the n-word. SOURCE

Yet none of this matters because Charlie made a deal with the devil where he can do whatever he wants without consequences. Somewhere out there, I’m pretty sure Mel Gibson just punched a hole through his wall while screaming about how the gay Jew media likes Charlie more than him. Quick! Someone give him a hummer before he sets a jacuzzi on fire!

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