Not happy with merely opening his mouth and watching as a brown, frothy wave of BATSHIT INSANITY came spewing out, Charlie Sheen decided to jump on Twitter earlier today, presumably after figuring out how to type on a keyboard with his flame-throwing fists of win which you cannot understand with your puny, underdeveloped mind.
@charliesheen: Winning … ! Choose your Vice … #Winning #ChooseYourVice
http://twitpic.com/455ly9
And of course, he followed that up with a picture of him and one of his two (babysitting) goddesses, because at this point, everything Charlie does in some small way involves whores. Seriously, if you put a prostitute next to some cocaine, Charlie will punch through the walls using his sex-tiger strength instantaneously. It’s like Candyman, only with more STIs.
