Charlie Sheen’s hookers cost $26,000!

Because, really, what else are you supposed to do when you make $1.8 Million per episode of a crappy television show, Charlie Sheen reportedly blew $26,000 on the three Whore-sketeers during his last bender. I know how that sounds, but on the plus side, at least they’re all still alive … as far as we know.

A drugged-up Charlie Sheen spent $26,000 on three escorts from one Las Vegas agency during his infamous weekend bender in Las Vegas, has exclusively learned. What’s more, the Two and a Half Men star was so smitten with one hooker who goes by the pseudonym ‘Ginger’ that he paid her $10,000 for a four-hour sex romp, according to a source with knowledge of the situation. SOURCE

So for those of you doing the math, Charlie has so far assaulted all three of his wives, and thus far has only locked one of his whores in a closet. Statistically speaking, Charlie Sheen is less likely to kill you if he’s paying you for sex, rather than doing it for free because he loves you. Yay! Thanks math!

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