Chris Brown also sucks as a neighbor!

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You know, sometimes I feel bad for beating up on Chris Brown as much as I do. And then I remember that Chris beat up on his girlfriend literally way worse than I could ever hope to do to him metaphorically, and I feel just soooooo much better about myself. Anyway, it turns out that not only is Chris a sucky boyfriend, but he also makes a sucky neighbor as well, and everyone in his condo building hates him because he can’t and won’t shut the fuck up.

“He’s driving the other tenants in the building crazy. The vast majority of the residents are professionals and they work during the day, so it’s important to them to get some rest at night and that’s proving difficult with the noise that’s being generated. The building isn’t meant to be some kind of party house, the residents don’t want that and they don’t want to live in that kind of environment. The tenants are complaining about him and the noise he’s generating, they’ve even had to give him at least one warning. He needs to keep the volume down – people are sick of his behavior.” SOURCE

Holy shit! Chris Brown? Disregarding the basic feelings and comfort of others? Who could’ve seen that one coming, other than, you know, absolutely everyone. Come on people, for all intents and purposes, Chris is essentially an angry, violent eight-year-old in the body of twenty-something man. It’s only a matter of time before he sets the building on fire after someone sends him to bed for not eating his broccoli and then beating another pop star. He probably won’t even get any ice cream!

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