Chris Brown snatched some girl’s iPhone!

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I’ve been trying to hold off on the Chris Brown stories as of late, mostly because you can only beat the “Chris Brown is a terrible human being” horse so many times before you’re just smacking a puddle of glue. That being said, it’s been the slowest week ever, so I’ll just slip in this one last Chris Brown post about how there’s a warrant out for his arrest in Florida after the dumbass stole a woman’s iPhone for trying to take a picture of him. CBS reports:

The singer then told her, “Bitch, you ain’t going to put that on no website,” according to the report. Brown then rolled up his window and drove away with her iPhone. Brown is accused of one count of Robbery by Sudden Snatching. Late Thursday, Miami-Dade State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle released this statement: “My prosecutors are currently speaking with witnesses and reviewing all of the materials supplied by Miami Beach Police. Only after these reviews have been completed would any type of action be considered or taken. This is the basic process that every criminal case in Miami-Dade County undergoes.”

The tl;dr version: Chris Brown could be going to jail and HAHAHAHAHA. That is all.

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