GLEE’s chris colfer is probably a ninja!

So Chris Colfer, Amber Riley and Matthew Morrison were on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, and for no reason other than it would be the absolute best thing ever, Ross whipped out a pair of Sai swords and let Colfer show his mad ninja skills while Matthew Morrison peed himself behind a couch.

I think we can all agree that Chris Colfer is probably a ninja … a sexy, sexy ninja. What can I say? There’s something about a guy with a deadly weapon that gets me all hot and bothered. “Hey, is that a sword in your pants or are you just happy to see me? … It IS a sword? Damn, that’s fine bushido steel you got there. What are you doing later?”

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