Christina Aguilera has ‘big’ demands!

Christina Aguilera

In case you haven’t noticed it, Christina Aguilera is a bit chubby, which is sort of like saying Kim Kardashian is a bit of a famewhore. Anyway, none of this would be a problem if it weren’t for the fact that Xtina is demanding that the crew of The Voice cater to her every whim in order to convince people that she’s not that chubby. Which is probably too little, too late. The National Enquirer reports:

“Christina holds up pro­duction with her constant demands, saying, ‘Don’t make me look fat’ or ‘Don’t show my butt,’ ” the insider revealed. “She’s insisted the cam­eramen only shoot her at flattering angles, forcing a few segments to be reshot. She also demands that the stylists bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she’s always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thin­ner.”

“Blake and Cee Lo get annoyed at Christina’s silly requests, but Adam really can’t stand it,” ex­plained the insider. “He’s the first one to say that she’s unpro­fessional and producers shouldn’t reshoot takes just because she doesn’t like how she looks. But Christina doesn’t care what anyone, es­pecially skinny little Adam, thinks. “She just rolls her eyes at him and tries to make sure she looks good for the cam­eras.”

What the hell is Christina worried about anyway? She’s sitting behind a chair at all times anyway, and people can very rarely actually see much of her from the boobs down, so honestly, just slap her in some spanx, throw a black dress on her and get her out there, she’ll look perfectly fine.

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