Christina Aguilera: Now on Hollywood’s ‘Gay Walk Of Fame’

Christina Aguilera

For some reason, someone in Hollywood decided that it would be a great idea to throw another Walk of Fame out there, so they created the Gay Walk Of Fame (located at The Abbey)! It’s sort of like the regular Walk of Fame, but it honors gay people … okay, so it’s the exact same thing. Anyway, after very careful thought and consideration, they’ve awarded the first star to … Christina Aguilera? What the hell?!

Christina Aguilera is to be the first star immortalized on Hollywood’s new Gay Walk of Fame. The Beautiful singer — who recently finalised her divorce to ex-husband Jordan Bratman — will become the first inductee at the new attraction at West Hollywood eatery The Abbey by cementing her hands and feet in the sidewalk. Stevie St. John, representative for the Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Center, explained the 30-year-old singer was chosen as the first gay icon to appear on the new Walk of Fame because of the work she has done in speaking out in support of equality within the homosexual community. SOURCE

All right, this confuses me: It’s a GAY Walk of Fame, so they gave it to … a straight woman? Really? And don’t give me that shit about how she’s bisexual, because she isn’t so much “bisexual” as she is willing to say she is because liking both women and men nets you fuckloads of money. Listen, I know she’s thrown the gays a couple of bones here and there, but giving someone a star on the GAY Walk of Fame for being pro-gay is like giving an NAACP Image award to a white person for not being a member of the KKK. “I don’t want to take away your rights. Can I win an award for that? Awesome.”

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera brought star power to The Abbey in Hollywood, California on April 20th, 2011 as she was there to help celebrate the 20th Anniversary of their being in-business and was an honoree of The Abbey’s Gay Walk of Fame. She was rocking one of her classic curve accentuating dresses complete with red lipstick.


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