Courtney Stodden is here to desecrate some graves!

Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden

Over the weekend, former teen bride Courtney Stodden decided to go out and pose for some sexy Instagram photos in a graveyard, next to the final resting places of Farrah Fawcett, Marilyn Monroe and Eva Gabor. You know, because there’s no better way for her to honor dead legendary Hollywood actresses than by using their death to make people look at her massive boobs.

Now, I had a hard time coming up with just one joke, so I came up with several! Enjoy …

  • “… And soon I’ll get to do this with Doug’s grave!”
  • In all fairness, Courtney Stodden has so much embalming fluid in her tits that she might as well be in a graveyard
  • The difference between Marilyn Monroe and Courtney Stodden is that when Marilyn’s skirt went up, it was because of the wind; When Courtney’s skirt went up, it was because she needed to make fifty bucks
  • After dating a string of men close to death, Courtney decided to take it a step further …
  • In Courtney Stodden’s case, RIP stands for “Rashy, Itching Penis.”

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.