Courtney Love is a victim of Muppet rape?

Courtney Love and Kermit The Frog

As we delve further into the mushy goop of drug-addled crazy between Courtney Love‘s ears, it appears we’ve finally gotten to the point where Courtney thinks beloved children’s entertainers are raping her and everyone she loves. No, really, after The Muppets did a barbershop quartet cover of Nirvana‘s Smells Like Teen Spirit in their latest movie, Courtney decided to cash in on the money and attention by claiming that they were violating her and Kurt Cobain with their little felt penises. Although it was a totally different matter when she put his face on a lunchbox. TMZ reports:

Courtney Love believes Kermit the Frog and his gang of Muppet friends “raped” the memory of her late husband Kurt Cobain — by bastardizing Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit in their 2011 movie … without her permission. Courtney says she has the absolute power to approve or nix the use of Kurt’s music for commercial purposes, and she never gave the OK for the 2 companies to use the song for the 2011 Muppets movie. But there’s another side to this … We’re told Courtney sold off half of her rights to Kurt’s music to a company called Primary Wave Music. And there’s more … Courtney also gave Primary Wave the exclusive right to distribute Nirvana’s entire catalog.

It should be noted that the two people who actually wrote the song with Kurt, namely Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic, gave the movie the thumbs up, and Dave even appears in the movie. But yeah, let’s all listen to Courtney, because this is her paycheck dead husband we’re talking about.

Courtney Love and Kermit The Frog

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.