Courtney Stodden got kicked out of the pumpkin patch!

UPDATE: Hear what Courtney and Doug have to say about getting kicked out of the pumpkin patch!

Because Jeremy Feist can’t have all the fun … even though I don’t live in California, I’m very familiar with the pumpkin patches in Los Angeles that open up around this time of year. It’s the place where “famous” people on the D-list and lower take their kids for a seasonal photo op. Not one to pass up a chance to act like a giant whore in public with her dad husband, Doug Hutchinson, 51, took his daughter wife Courtney Stodden, 17, who threw on her best country-slut drag and showed off gourds of her very own. Seriously, her chest looks like it should be on a 45-year-old divorcée who is on the prowl for some lovin’. The good news in all of this is that some of my faith was restored in humanity when they were kicked out because of their highly inappropriate behaviour. Los Angeles businesses take note!

Acting like that in the privacy of your own home is one thing. Gross and wildly not ok because she’s still underage, but much worse when in public and in front of kids who aren’t much younger than her, but let’s face it, decency has never been this couples strong suit. In fact, I’m sure she could chat about Sponge Bob with some of the 5th graders who were wandering around and not miss a beat. Granted, she’d be doing her best Playboy Playmate poses while she does it, but that’s the kind of gross dichotomy that her husband must be used to. Seriously, she’s too big of a famewhore for the pumpkin patch. The pumpkin patch! That place is more popular than the Ivy around this time of year!

See more pictures of Courtney and Doug romping around the pumpkin patch at Oh No They Didn’t

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison