David Beckham knows how to work his balls!

David Beckham

What, too obvious? Anyway, it’s the end of the day, so why not kick back, relax a little and watch super sexy soccer stud (alliteration!) David Beckham kick three soccer balls into three different trash cans? Exactly. You deserve it. I mean granted, this video could be faker than his wife’s tits, but then again, who cares? Sometimes, it’s okay if something’s fake as long as it looks good. Or, in Victoria Beckham‘s case, it looks like two bowling balls stuck to a pin … let’s just wanna hold the skinny bitch down and force feed her a poutine or something …

David Beckham

About JEREMY FEIST 5002 Articles
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.