I blame Mickey and Minnie for this!

Aw, what the crap, people? I wake up this morning, pour myself some tea, and the first thing I find out is that Demi Lovato is in rehab for mental and physical issues? Are you fucking kidding me? Granted, there have been rumours that Demi was physically harming herself, but still, she’s like 18-years-old and she’s already in rehab because Hollywood broke her. WTF?

Demi Lovato, one of Disney’s biggest names, checked herself into a treatment center to deal with “emotional and physical issues,” her representatives said in a statement Monday night. The statement did not specify the 18-year-old’s problems, but said Lovato checked herself into a facility to address the concerns. SOURCE

You know, call me crazy, but I’m starting to think that allowing Disney to take your child, work them into the ground, and expose them to ridicule and temptation during their formative years might just fuck them up horribly for pretty much ever. Don’t believe me? The reanimated corpse of Walt Disney just toasted to Miley Cyrus‘ success with a glass of orphan tears on board his private yacht, the S.S. Broken Hopes And Dreams Of Small Children.

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