Princess Ke$ha? More like whore white!

For some reason, someone allowed Ke$ha to make a Funny or Die video despite the fact that if a musician can’t even sing, they probably can’t tell a joke either. Anyway, a couple things I’ve taken away from this: First, Ke$ha looks almost pretty when she washes her hair with something other than horse semen and she doesn’t look like a my Little Pony farted in her face. Second, I’m starting to think that Ke$ha might actually be four-years-old. Seriously, she looks like she just got into mommy’s make-up and made an oopsie. Only Mommy’s a crack-hustler and even that can’t redeem this video.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.