All right, here’s the deal. My boyfriend really wants to go see The Wolverine, and he’s kind of rushing me out the door here, so I’m just going to close this week out the right way … with RuPaul’s Drag Race! I was debating between posting about Alyssa Edwards auctioning off her evening gown from Miss Gay USA 2006 or Shawn Morales from Drag Race‘s Pit Crew on Ring My Bell. Then I remembered that this is the internet and we have infinite space to work with, so you get both. Sorry ’bout it.
First, here’s Alyssa auctioning off the evening gown she wore during Miss Gay USA 2006, and kids, watch this and learn because this is how you perform comedy: Simple premise, then just sell the hell out of it. Seriously, the way she pronounces each individual word like it’s its own sentence is just perfect. I think I’m in love with her.
And here’s Shawn on World of Wonder‘s Ring My Bell. Happily, no one admits to nearly crashing a bus while fantasizing about him, although he does get an admirable amount of creeper calls. Seriously guys, I know he’s hot and he’s in his undies, but maybe work your way up to the flirtations. You need to earn those creeper calls, you can’t just take them! Ruuuuuuuuuude.