Drew Barrymore might be pregnant!

Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman

As we all know, celebrity pregnancies are what happens when a famous man and a famous woman who love each other very much bonk uglies in order to create a million dollar People magazine cover story. I mean a baby. Yes, babies. Anyway, it’s important for celebs to stay on top of that news and keep it from leaking, otherwise they’ll lose their cover story money. Like Drew Barrymore, who is trying to hide the fact that she might be pregnant right now even though it’s all kinds of obvious. TMZ reports:

Drew Barrymore was clutching what appears to be sonogram results as she left a doctors office in Beverly Hills with her fiance late last week … soooooo … is Drew pregnant?!?!? Here are the facts: Drew is engaged to Will Kopelman, a 34-year-old art consultant … who popped the question just a few months ago. That’s pretty much it for the facts.

You know what? I’m just going to go ahead and guess “preggers” anyway, because no gossip blog will ever report that someone isn’t pregnant, so much as they’ll just forget about it and pretend the guessing never occurred. Although you best believe they will report the shit out of it if they are pregnant, which means that either way I’m pretty much set here. Yay blogging! It’s like journalism, but not really!

Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman

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