Hello, Eva Longoria’s left nipple!

Eva Longoria and David Letterman

So Eva Longoria was on David Letterman last night to promote her new cookbook, and – No, really, she has a cookbook. I know, right? I didn’t even know the bitch knew how to eat. Anyway, she showed up wearing a blazer, hot pants and absolutely nothing else, which of course means it was only before one of her ta-tas tried to jailbreak that shit. Not that I mind at all here; it’s a nipple for Christ’s sake, it’s not like she pulled out a gun and started firing it off at the audience. Besides, if you’re going to promote your cooking, flashing a tit is still a hell of a lot better way to pimp it out than, I don’t know, say turning down a Make-A-Wish kid (*cough* Barefoot Cuntessa *cough*)!

Eva Longoria and David Letterman

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.