Everyone hates Paris Hilton’s reality show!

Paris Hilton

Remember that new show that Paris Hilton was coming out with that she said was supposed to show a whole new side of her that would help people realize she’s an empathetic woman? Well it turns out it failed miserably, no one’s watching it, and the people who are think it’s the worst thing since sliced depression. It’s literally so bad, the ladies of The View actually had to call her out for being a deplorable, boring, useless, vapid, talentless skank to her face on the air.

Paris Hilton’s television comeback hit the pause button this week after a disastrous interview on The View, canceled press appointments and lackluster ratings for the premiere of her Oxygen reality show, The World According to Paris. Hilton was so distraught after being thrown tough questions by View co-host Barbara Walters on Wednesday that she screamed at a producer backstage. Hilton and her mother, Kathy, appeared on The View to promote her new show. Walters criticized Hilton for complaining in the first episode about her 200 hours of community service. She also questioned Hilton’s claims of doing charity work and her desire to help other female prisoners — neither of which is seen on the Oxygen show. Walters asked, “Why not present that side of yourself, if indeed it exists?” SOURCE

But wait, there’s more! I looked it up and Paris’ show only brought in 409,000 viewers. To put that in perspective, Aubrey O’Day‘s reality show took in 724,000, despite the fact that no one knows who Aubrey even is. Also, Paris’ show is currently the sixth worst reviewed show on Metacritic ever. Once again, to put that into perspective: Bridalplasty, the show were brides to be compete for plastic surgery so that they can look a Frankenstein horror for their husbands on their wedding day, was literally one notch above Paris’ show. That’s right: Women with body image issues fighting over fake tits is slightly more culturally uplifting than Paris Hilton trying and failing to not be a contemptible shrew.

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