Presented w/o comment: Florence Henderson’s crabs!

Florence Henderson - Life Is Not A Stage

Quick perspective: Brady Bunch star Florence Henderson had an affair with former NYC mayor John Lindsay and she got crabs from it. Aaaaaaaaand go.

“I was lonely. I knew it wasn’t the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it,” she writes in Life Is Not A Stage, the NY Daily News reports. And, following a night’s sleep at home, she found out the hard way about the city that never sleeps. “Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata,” Henderson writes. “He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship.” SOURCE

*Muah!* Goodnight everybody!

Florence Henderson - Life Is Not A Stage

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