Frances Bean: Twitter should ban my mother!

Frances Bean Cobain and Courtney Love

We’ve seen a recent rise in the amount of crazy that Courtney Love has allowed to spill out of her head, either because she fired the one person reigning her in and keeping her from posting insane libel on the web, or everyone around just decided that it would be hilarious to give someone who destroyed their brains with drugs an open mic. Anyway, after she accused Dave Grohl of sleeping with her daughter Frances Bean Cobain because of some sort of weird psycho-sexual thing for Kurt Cobain, Frances went on the record to ask Twitter to ban her mom for being crazy. Billboard reports:

Frances Cobain is calling for a Twitter ban on mother Courtney Love after a Wednesday rant that alleged Dave Grohl had made a pass at the 19-year-old.

“While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn,” Cobain said in a statement. “I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way.  I’m in a monogamous relationship and very happy. Twitter should ban my mother.”

As much as I think Frances Bean has a point in wanting her Mom to stop spreading lies about her, I don’t think she can really have Twitter ban her mother for being crazy. Hell, if you banned crazy people from Twitter, I think you’d have all of 1,000 people left. And then how would I be able to watch indie musicians, drag queens and gay porn stars fight with each other over the web? I couldn’t. And that would be terrible.

Frances Bean Cobain and Courtney Love

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