Helen Mirren has the world’s sexiest body!

Helen Mirren

Proving that everyone in L.A. is secretly a GILF chaser, Helen Mirren has just won the honor of being voted the woman with the hottest body in the world according to the gym chain LA Fitness.

When the gym chain LA Fitness polled 2,000 members on the sexiest male and female physiques on the planet, you’d expect renowned hotties like Nicole Scherzinger and this year’s It Girl, Pippa Middleton, to make the list. And they did. But who’d have guessed that Inspector Jane Tennison would blow away the competition for the top spot? Or that 48-year-old Elle Macpherson would come in second, and 42-year-old Jennifer Lopez would land in fourth? And lest you thinking defying Father Time is for the ladies, the male list is decidedly unyouthful too, with Daniel Craig, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, David Hasselhoff and Simon Cowell all making appearances. Note to gravity: YOU LOSE. SOURCE

Say what you will, but at least people are learning that you can be healthy and sexy without necessarily either starving yourself into a cackling skeleton monster or frankensteining your body until you resemble two hams hanging off a coat rack. It’s just a matter of eating like a sensible human being, going for a jog every now and then, and not telling yourself that you can eat either five pizzas or air for dinner.

Helen Mirren

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