Here’s Lindsay Lohan with a bottle of tequila!

Lindsay Lohan

Thank God celebrities don’t have any sense of foresight. If they did, I’d have shit and all to write. Thankfully, most celebrities have no idea that their actions have these weird things called “consequences”, which is why Lindsay Lohan decided to pose holding a bottle of tequila while swearing up and down that she’s sober now and trying to get her life on track.

Sources close to Lindsay tell us the actress was hanging out in Venice last week when a friend-of-a-friend asked if he could take a picture with LiLo. When she said, “yes” — we’re told the guy handed her the bottle and told her to smile! Lindsay is telling friends she didn’t take ONE single sip of alcohol that night and put the bottle back down after the photo. SOURCE

For once, I’m actually going to take Lindsay’s side here. For starters, you can hold a bottle of booze without necessarily drinking from it, so until someone comes forward with a picture of her chinning that bitch, then whatever. Also, Lindsay is actually totally allowed to drink, so even if she did, there’s really nothing wrong with it. The only thing I can criticize Lindsay for is her complete lack of foresight. Look sweetie, if you’re gonna spend all your time drinking, then take a picture of you holding a bottle of something drinkable, don’t be surprised when people just assume you’re drinking.

Lindsay Lohan

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