How pregnant is Jessica Simpson?

Jessica Simpson

As I’m sure most of you remember, Jessica Simpson signed a multi-million dollar deal with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight, only to immediately turn around and put another baby inside of her, which is … sort of the total opposite of losing baby weight. But whatever, she’s still happy and healthy, so I really can’t- wait, what? That’s what her baby bump looks like already? Exactly how far along is she? Did she and Eric Johnson celebrate the birth of the first baby by just doing it non-stop while the doctors cut the cord? “Congratulations Miss Simpson, it’s a beautiful ba- OH WHAT THE WHAT?! At least let us sew everything back together again!”

Jessica Simpson

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