Jake Gyllenhaal Ditched His Beard

So after dating for all of… What, a month? Two months? Something like that. Anyway, after dating for that short a time, Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have split up, probably because Taylor’s genitalia are on the inside of her. Oh joy, looks like we can all look forward to more songs about boys are stupid and break-ups are lame.

According to Us Weekly, it was Jake that both initiated the relationship (the two first appeared together in Brooklyn in October) and decided to end it. Why? Cameras, for one thing.
“He said he wasn’t feeling it anymore and was uncomfortable with all the attention they got,” and insider told the Magazine. “He also said he could feel the age difference.” SOURCE

I love Jesus and boys are dumb,

But I still believe in love,

Sometimes things just work that way,

I should stop dating boys who are gay.

There, I just wrote Taylor Swift’s next song. I expect a royalty check in the mail, Swift.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.