James Franco: I swear I’ve never bonked Lindsay Lohan!

James Franco

James Franco

Remember that time Lindsay Lohan wrote down all the names of men she slept with? And then it landed in the hands of In Touch magazine because Godwin’s Law is a bitch like that? Well, James Franco remembers, and he’s none too happy that Lindsay is claiming to have slept with him, and is now telling everyone that she and him never high-fived each other with their funstuff.

Franco, who released a book called Moving Pictures / Moving Sculptures: The Films of James Franco, mentioned several celebrities, including Lohan in his compilation of poems. “I didn’t write anything bad about them,” the 35-year-old star said in a new interview with Los Angeles Magazine. “And Lindsay herself has told lies about me with her people-she’s-slept-with list! So I feel like what I said is much less than what she’s said.”

The Of Mice and Men actor’s latest interview echoed comments made during a March 2013 chat with Howard Stern on SiriusXM radio, when Franco confirmed he turned down sex with Lohan back in the day. “I don’t want to brag about it. I don’t know how that got out,” he said. “She was having issues even then, so you feel weird. Honestly, she was a friend. I’ve met a lot of people that are troubled and sometimes you don’t want to do that.” SOURCE

Yes, James and LiLo would never bump uglies. James would walk around with a penis on his nose for a movie, or defend a serial plagiarist for stealing material, but banging Lindsay? Why he’d never! Where’s the artistry in that? Maybe we should consult Shia LaBeouf on this one?

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