janet explodes & mariah flips!

good evening y’all! this week’s national enquirer is featuring two of my favorite divas on the cover – first up is janet jackson with her weight gain – now i saw her concert last night here in los angeles and yes she’s looking a little on the thick side but i know by the time her ‘rock witchu tour’ is over – she’s going to be in top shape – she danced so much last night – there’s simply no way she can’t lose a few pounds doing those sexy dance routines night after night! i really enjoyed the show (i even wore my new janet t-shirt today!) which included all of her big hits and some new ones too and it reminded me how great of a dancer she really is – girlfriend has got the moves! right below ms. jackson is mariah carey who is supposedly flipping out over a rumored tell-all book – oh i do love my mariah but she’s probably crazier than any of us will ever know! if that book does make it to stores – i’d totally buy a copy just to read about all her diva meltdown moments – i’m sure there has been plenty of wacky mimi incidents over the years! popbytes over & out for now…xoxo

PS i have no clue what’s really going on between oprah winfrey and dr. phil mcgraw (nor do i care…) yet i’m a total sucker for dramatic headlines like i’ll destroy you (especially when you speak ’em out loud in different voices) gosh i’d love to see ms. winfrey kick dr. phil’s self-help ass – ugh – he’s highly annoying!

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MK (Michael Knudsen) first started PopBytes back in September of 2003—while trying to make a website for his design portfolio, the site quickly turned into one of the premiere online destinations for all things pop culture! A native New Yorker, he currently resides in Los Angeles with his partner Ivan along with four dogs, four cats and two parrots. Follow him on Twitter @PopBytes.