JLoHew is beyond desperate to be a bride!

Pop quiz! You’re interested in a man and you want to convince him to come back for seconds. Do you: (A) Make a good first impression, (B) Call him back, (C) Tell him you already have three engagement rings picked out and you can’t wait for him to buy you one. If you picked C, congratulations – you’re Jennifer Love Hewitt!

“I actually have three because I feel like I’m doing the guy a favor,” Hewitt, 31, explains during a Tuesday appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. “Women are very confusing. We never know what we want and we’re not very good at nailing that down for them. I feel like I don’t want to be upset if he picks a bad ring” explains the Lost Valentine star, who’s been dating Alex Beh for about seven months. SOURCE

What? Oh man, there is no way she’s serious here, is she? That’s like going on a first date wearing a wedding dress, or telling a guy you have vagina dentata. ‘Oh yeah, it’s like a hallway made of chainsaws. My friends call it The Chode ‘Spolder. Wanna buy me a drink?’

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.