Jesse James and Kat Von D are off again!

Jesse James and Kat Von D

Well that was fast. I’m assuming after her show LA Ink got canceled when everyone realized that her relationship was just a shameless cash-grab meant to feed into a really boring show about people drawing on people (how in the hell do you make tattoos boring? You monster), Kat Von D and Jesse James have decided to call it quits. Again. On the plus side, one more make-up/break-up and I think they get a free six-inch Subway sandwich. The Huffington Post reports:

Von D took to Facebook Saturday to clear up some rumors that had been floating around, including rumors about her on-and-off relationship with James. “I am not in a relationship,” she wrote. “And I apologize for all the “back and forth” if it’s caused any confusion.” Von D also confirmed the news of the split to People, telling them she and James were “on two different paths in life.”

Wait wait wait, you’re telling me the famewhore and the cheating nazi couldn’t make their committed, long-term, monogamous relationship work? Man, then what hope do the rest of us have? Well, I guess it just goes to show: if you like it, then you should have put a Swastika vagina tattoo ring on it.

Jesse James and Kat Von D

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