jessica simpson & her bad style

good morning! oh my word – my internet was down all last night!!! i was freaking out – i feel like i’ve been gone forever! anyways hopefully everything will be running smooth today…so this week’s STAR magazine offers jessica simpson some tips to help her style which does need a lot of work – they’re calling it a fashion emergency – yikes! the helpful tips include:

1 fire your stylist

2 dont career date

3 ditch the bob & big lips

4 stop looking like ashlee’s mom

5 reinvent your sound

6 quit the kicky-poo pose

they all sound like good ideas – especially #1 which will hopefully take care of #4 – although #5 seems to be the most important – she really does need to do something different musically! i’m not sure what…but that ‘public affair’ album is a complete mess and only sold 95,000 copies in its first week of release vs. nick lachey‘s album which did 170,000 copies upon debut…popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!

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MK (Michael Knudsen) first started PopBytes back in September of 2003—while trying to make a website for his design portfolio, the site quickly turned into one of the premiere online destinations for all things pop culture! A native New Yorker, he currently resides in Los Angeles with his partner Ivan along with four dogs, four cats and two parrots. Follow him on Twitter @PopBytes.