Joe Francis Got Divorced. LOL

It’s official! Joe Francis is getting a divorce after only one month of marriage! Sort of. Actually it turns out he was never really full-on married to begin with, but for the sake of kicking a misogynistic douchebag when he’s down, HA! Ya’ll got dumped!

The Girls Gone Wild founder, 37, confirmed the report that he and wife of just seven weeks, Christina McLarty, have called it quits.

“After careful and thoughtful consideration on both our parts, Christina and I have mutually decided to end our relationship,” Francis told Us in a statement. “We entered into our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness that we leave it. We wish each other the best for the future.” SOURCE

Which is all just a nice way of saying that his now ex-wife realized she was going to be spending the rest of her life with a guy who videotapes itty-bitty-titty for a living. This is what is commonly referred to as “A fate worse than death”.

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