Because it was either this or a bajillion posts about the Emmys (Yes, we get it: TV is awesome and giving golden trophies to palatable shows is fun. Aren’t we special?), here’s a story about how John Travolta’s car was stolen. And that’s why you never leave a trick alone in your house. RadarOnline reports:
Authorities in Santa Monica on Monday are investigating the disappearance of John Travolta’s 1970 Mercedes-Benz 280SL, after the A-lister reported the car stolen Sunday afternoon, RadarOnline has learned. The Pulp Fiction star — after paying a brief, 10-minute visit to a Jaguar dealership in the area — reported the car missing from the 1400 block of Berkeley in Santa Monica 3:45 pm PT Sunday, police tell us.
Man, haven’t we all been there? You go to the bathroom to freshen up while your tricks is cuffed to your sling, and then when you come back you realize he somehow managed to chew through his restraints, steal your car keys as well as all of your hooker cash, and then he drives off with your car … yeah, life’s a bitch like that. But that’s totally not what happened to Travolta. Nope. Not at all.