Justin Bieber thinks he’s John ‘Die Hard’ McClane!

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber‘s now infamous bowtie fight just seems to be getting worse and worse, as the cops are now probing (sidenote: HA!) to find out the extent of his involvement. The best part: Apparently, Justin thinks he’s in Die Hard now. You know, because it wasn’t enough that Justin is entitled, douchey, and devoid of empathy, but now he can’t tell the difference between reality and fantasy. Via Page Six

A source told The Post’s Frank Rosario the fight “was all over a little white H&M bow tie. One of the bottle girls liked it, so Wayne let her put it on. Justin was flashing all these girls with his flashlight. The girl with the bow tie went over to Justin and Wayne followed because he wanted his tie back. Then Bieber’s people got in his face . . . he eventually got the tie back.

“We thought it was all over, but it escalated outside when we heard Bieber yelling and talking [bleep],” the source continued. “He was screaming in Wayne’s direction, ‘Punk bitch!’ Wayne thought somebody threw something at him. Wayne picked up a small rock and threw it back towards Justin.

“That’s when Wayne heard someone yell, ‘You done [bleep]ed up now.’ Justin jumped out the sunroof of his car and slid down the car like he was in Die Hard … He dropped his shirt and threw his hat and wanted to throw hands. His people surrounded Wayne, who was getting punched from all angles.”

A friend of Rennalls’, Frank Johnson, who saw the fight, said, “When you have huge security guards backing you up, you get extra bold. This isn’t a macho thing. Justin was talking [bleep] from the safety of his car … And then it was pandemonium.” Reps for Bieber have insisted he was not involved in the incident.

You know, that’s what I notice a lot about Justin: The only reason he acts the way he does is because he has a team of bodyguards, lawyers, yes-men, managers and various hanger-ons standing between him and any actual accountability. It’s easy to play make-believe fantasy tough guy when you don’t actually have to do anything. Seriously, remember that time Justin was caught speeding and he ran into his home before anyone could catch up to him? Exactly. Take away all of Justin’s human shields and he’s another mediocre teenager.

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