Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: On the rocks?

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

That humming you just heard was the collective energy of every teenage girl in the world getting their hopes up farther than they probably should, as rumors are going around saying that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are on the rocks and could be splitting up. Yes girls, that means your hopes went from “almost absolute zero” to “nearly almost absolute zero,” because let’s face it: a rich famous kid is just going to date other rich famous kids. BLAMMO! Dreams crushed! TMZ reports:

He loves her … he loves her not — TMZ has learned, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up multiple times in the last few months. Sources in a position to know tell us, Biebs and Selena most recently ended things last week — but have since decided to give their relationship another try … kinda. We’re told Justin and Selena’s current situation is tenuous … they’re not “solid” … they’re just figuring things out. They’ve been dating for roughly a year and a half.

This sounds pretty rough, until you remember that they’re still essentially teenagers, and breaking up and getting back together because they don’t have the life experience or mental acuity necessary to understand how a mature relationship works is kind of what teenagers do. Actually, even most adults can’t get this crap right, and THEY’RE ADULTS. Add to this volatile mix the fact that they’re both wealthy beyond belief and have been raised to believe that they’re never wrong and you can see where this is going from outer space.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

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