OMG you guys, this is the most monumental news ever shut the hell up and let me say you’re never gonna believe this because holy shit I so can’t wait to blogspot this on Myspacebook Twitter JUSTIN BIEBER CUT HIS HAIR!!! Nothing? Yeah, I didn’t think so either.

The Biebs caused hysteria among thousands of his hair-adoring followers last Friday at a New York City Barnes & Noble when he showed up with a shorter hairdo to promote his new memoir Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever. Not only did Bieber ditch the long eye-grazing bangs, but it looked as though his signature side-swept flip was toned down, too. SOURCE

Alright, delusional teenage girls everywhere, I want you to do something for me real quick now, okay? Alright, let’s begin: Is there a window near you? Good, I want you to open that window, stick your head out of it, and listen. Listen hard. Look around you. What do you see? You see girls, that is is the sound of absolutely nobody giving a shit. Please move on with your lives as soon as you get them.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.