With Justin Bieber‘s dark power on the wise (wonder why all those birds started dying in Arkansas? Biebs did it), BeelzeBieber has landed on the latest cover of Vanity Fair magazine to tell us all about how he devoured the King of Pop Michael Jackson‘s essence and has now gained his power. Or some bullshit like that.
“Music is music, and I’m definitely influenced by Michael Jackson and Boyz II Men and people who were black artists–that’s what I like. But I like their voices and I like how they entertain–it’s not about what color they are. Michael [Jackson] was able to reach audiences from young to old; he never limited himself,” Bieber says of the King of Pop, of whom he has a sticker on his bedroom mirror in his tour bus. “He was so broad, everybody loved him, and that’s what my goal is–to basically make people happy, to inspire them, and to have everyone root for me.” SOURCE
“Now that I have consumed the yin-yang man and absorbed his powers, the seas will run red with the blood of the innocent. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go eat the hearts of three maidens of raven hair in order to open the seventh seal. Remember to pick up My World 2.0 on iTunes!”
