Justin Bieber is hitting on Miley Cyrus?

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber

Last week, Justin Bieber broke up with Selena Gomez for the whogivesash!t time, and I just assumed they’d get back together again because neither one of them knows how to maintain a mature, adult relationship. Except apparently, Selena really did kick Justin to the curb because now he’s hitting on Miley Cyrus who may or may not still be engaged to Liam Hemsworth. TMZ reports …

We’re told Miley arrived first (she’s a regular at the place) … with Justin showing up around 1:50 AM and heading straight for Miley’s table. We’re told the two hung out for roughly 15 minutes … laughing and flirting together … and they both left the theater at the same time, just after 2 AM. It’s unclear where they went after the show. Hours before the late-night rendezvous, Bieber’s leopard-spotted Audi was seen leaving Miley’s L.A. home on Saturday.

In the olden days, back when Justin was the adorable little lesbian who made Chipmunk songs, getting hit on by Justin was the equivalent of having a hit put on you by a bunch of delusional little girls who think it’s totally justifiable to send death threats to someone over a fantasy boyfriend. But then again, this is modern-day Bieber, whose desirability has been severely tanked by a horrible attitude and diaper pants, so Miley could pretty much walk him down the aisle and his fans wouldn’t bat an eye. “Oh yeah, you’re getting married, aren’t you? I guess I could threaten your life, but … ehhhhhh.”

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