Justin Bieber’s manager sucks!

Justin Bieber and Scooter Braun

So sometime last year, Justin Bieber ended up causing a huge fan riot in a Long Island mall, because Bieber brings nothing but pain and suffering in his wake and everyone around him is functionally brain-dead. Anyway, it turns out his manager Scooter Braun was told to tweet that the event was canceled to keep the fans from killing each other, and he refused to keep the mob of tween girls from tearing each other apart. Anyway, fast forward to today where everyone finally fessed up to it, and no one actually suffered any major consequences. Figures.

TMZ broke the story … Bieber’s manager Scott “Scooter” Braun was arrested last year over an incident at a Long Island mall … when a crowd of Bieber fans began to get out of control … and officials asked Scooter to tweet that he was canceling the event so the kids would leave. Scooter allegedly refused to post the tweet … and was later arrested for reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance. But today, Scooter struck a deal with prosecutors in which JB’s record label — Island Def Jam — would take the hit and plead guilty to violating a county fire ordinance. Under the plea deal, the record label will pay $8k to cover the cost of crowd control that day and Bieber has agreed to star in yet another PSA — an anti-cyber bullying spot for local schools. SOURCE

I know I joked a lot in the past about Justin Bieber being a demon hellspawn sent to get teenage girls to sacrifice themselves to him, but holy crap, I’m pretty sure this has safely proven that I was so fucking right. Jesus, when you see a gigantic mob off little girls about to cut each other up for the off-chance of seeing some chicken shit singer, and your first instinct is “oh good, this’ll drum up sales!” you are the worst person ever.

Justin Bieber and Scooter Braun

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