I love my grandma, I really do. I call her as often as I can, we talk, and we have dinner whenever she comes in town. That being said, I have never taken my clothes off and serenaded her in the buff, which is what Justin Bieber did because OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? TMZ! Explain this!
TMZ has obtained photos of a completely nude Biebs strumming away on his big wooden instrument … at his grandmother’s home in Toronto during Canadian Thanksgiving back in October 2012. And why, you ask, did Bieber go ass naked for g-ma? Bieber finally woke up after hearing family and friends stirring around the house — so he thought he’d prank ’em … by grabbing his guitar and playing a naked set a la Jenny from “Forrest Gump” (‘memba that?). We’re told birthday-suited Bieber went right up to his grandma and started belting out some impromptu lyrics … like, “I Loooove you grandmaaaa … how are youuuu … helloooo grandma.”
Oh gawd, let me just clear a few things here by saying that no, most Canadians do not celebrate Thanksgiving by taking off all their clothes in front of their grandmother. We celebrate it the way it was intended: We eat too much Turkey, try to avoid the weird creepy uncle we think might be a sex offender, and then tackle our cousins during a game of beer pong in the basement. But we do NOT go nude for grandma.
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