Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are at a weird crossroads right now, because Kanye just wants to be known as an artist/Jesus, and Kim wants to use Kanye to pull her reality show’s ratings out of the turdbowl they’re currently circling, and they can’t just split up because these two stupid assholes did it without a condom so they’re basically stuck with each other until they die. To make matters worse, according to Diary of a Hollywood Street King, Kanye discovered that Kris Jenner and Kim were selling pictures of him behind his back, and threw a hissy fit backstage on SNL.
Here’s what an insider had to say: “Kanye was an asshole and he was being very standoffish to everyone there. Lorne Michaels will never invite him back. Backstage Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian with Kanye and his bodyguards and basically hovering over him while they scream and yell. The whole cast fled out of the way and security had to be called. Kim was crying and Kris was basically being carried away by security. Chris Rock tried to step in but Kanye just brushed him to the side and was like ‘Man! this is nothing.’ Kris was raving and screaming the whole time and she felt bad for Kim.”
Kanye: I can’t believe you’re only dating me as a status symbol to score easy publicity!
Kim: And you’re only dating me as a status symbol to score easy publicity!
Kanye: Huh … I guess I am.
Kim: I guess we’re both such self-involved, narcissistic, attention-crazed assholes that it would be impossible for us to date anyone but each other.
Kanye: We’re each others’ own personal hell. We deserve each other.
Kim: Bummer.