Kanye West just wants to be left alone!

Kanye West

(Read: Please pay attention to Kanye)

Kanye West

Remember last month when Kanye West smashed his head against the biggest, reddest, most conspicuous sign in the world and then proceeded to go after a photog? That was fun. Well, turns out Kanye still hates the paparazzi because a photographer took pics of him at LAX and asked questions, and Kanye grabbed his camera and told him never to talk to him or anyone he knows. TMZ reports…

Kanye — who calls himself Yeezus — had arrived to the airport, when our photog tried to tell the rapper how much he loves his music. But before he could even finish his sentence, Kanye got right in our guy’s face … manhandled the camera — and started making demands like a Fascist dictator. “Don’t talk … don’t talk to me … I don’t wan’t to hear paparazzi talk to me or anybody I know … and tell everybody never talk to anyone that anyone knows … don’t talk to themselves .. DON’T TALK EVER AGAIN.” Our guy dared to open his mouth … and said how pumped he was for a possible sequel to the Jay-Z/Kanye album … and that’s when Kanye charged back at our photog and ripped at our camera.

So basically, Kanye dates and impregnates the biggest famewhore (aka Kim Kardashian) in the world, calls his album Yeezus, and then demands that everyone give him absolute privacy? It’s official: Kanye has become that guy that screams “PAY ATTENTION TO ME! LEAVE ME ALONE!” Bitch, make up your mind. You can either be a nobody living a happy quiet life in the suburbs, or you can be a famous publicity-seeking celebrity, but you can’t have it both.

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