Kris Jenner is currently in the middle of a highly publicized separation from the withered husk formerly known as Bruce Jenner, and apparently she’s already hard at work stamping down the rumor that she eats souls for sustenance. So of course, she’s deploying her new bottom bitch, Kanye West, to visit talk show host / nemesis Jimmy Kimmel for the sake of taking some of the heat off her. Via Pitchfork …
After Jimmy Kimmel made fun of Kanye West’s interview with Zane Lowe, Kanye fought back, writing things like, “JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS” and “SARAH SILVERMAN IS A THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!!!” On Wednesday (October 9), Kanye will appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live. This should be interesting.
Oh joy, a night of watching Jimmy tip-toe around West’s colossal ego while everyone tries to pretend that Kanye doesn’t understand how humor works and everything South Park said about him was dead-on accurate. Even the part about him being a gay fish. And also the part about Carlos Mencia being terrible. Actually, just assume that everything South Park says is true.