Kanye West thinks Kim Kardashian is his Beyoncé

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

One is a talented singer and actress who has won Grammys, been nominated for Golden Globes, and has been entertaining people for well over a decade. The other is a no talent hack who used her parent’s money and employees to make herself infamous without actually doing anything herself. They have absolutely nothing in common, but Kanye West thinks his new girlfriend Kim Kardashian is his Beyoncé, because I guess analogies aren’t really his strong suit. Via Us Weekly:

Imagine it: A double date between Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Jay-Z and Beyoncé (with Blue Ivy in a stroller!). Stranger things have happened. A pal tells the new Us Weekly, out now, that Jay-Z’s close friend and collaborator West, 34, has fallen “genuinely head over heels” for Kardashian, 31, with whom he was photographed gallivanting around NYC late last week. “It’s not a PR stunt,” the source insists of the rapper and reality star. “They’re perfect for each other. He thinks she’s his Beyonce!”

Holy Jesus, how many times did Beyoncé have to piss in Kanye’s Cheerios for him to compare her to Kim? Seriously, comparing someone to Kim is an unforgivable slap on the face. If Beyoncé challenges him to a duel of pistols at dawn, it would be entirely justifiable.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

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