Ke$ha is publishing her memoirs


Some of Ke$ha‘s lyrics include such gleaming gems as “Now that I’m famous, you’re up my anus,” and “No, I don’t want your mangina,” so get ready for an entire book full of Ke$ha’s deepest and most personal thoughts, because according to Entertainment Weekly, she’s finally releasing her memoirs. Whether the book will be pop-up or coloring is as of yet unannounced.

“In less than three years I’ve gone from being the worst waitress in L.A. to living out my childhood dreams of singing my songs to people all over the world,” the 25-year-old said in a statement. “Sometimes, it feels as if the last few years have encompassed a few decades. You might have heard my voice on the radio, seen me onstage and on the red carpet, or in a music video, but that’s only a part of the story. In these pages, I’m revealing a more complete picture of what my life is really like. It’s not all glamorous and it’s not all pretty, but it’s all real.”

The memoir will be published on November 20th, just in time for the release of her new album Warrior, out December 4th. (And in time for the holidays! Give the gift of Ke$ha: A Lif3 in P!cture5. No, it’s not really called that. But it totally could be, right?) What are you hoping to see in Ke$ha’s memoir? Fingers crossed for pictures of the ghost! Come to think, that may be too NC-17 …

Ke$ha’s writing a book, and four out of twenty characters in the title are just numbers and punctuation replacing letters. If you have an English degree, it has just been rendered invalid by this impending book. The text on an LolCat picture is more coherent and respectful to the English language than Ke$ha’s book.


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