Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries: Officially divorced!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

After a year and a half of watching them drag it out, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ divorce has been finalized, which means Kim can now move on to fake marrying some other rich guy for attention and money. Yay! No one learned anything! TMZ reports …

Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman … because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today’s court hearing … and we’ve learned Kris walked away with NOTHING.

Here’s what sources connected with the case tell TMZ:
— Kris gets NO money from Kim. As we’ve reported … he had previously demanded $7 mil.
— Kris dropped his demand for an annulment based on fraud.
— Each party will pay their own attorney’s fees.

This is not just a settlement. It’s a WIN for Kim and her lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser.

So basically, Kim married the poor sap, ruined him on her show and then ruined him in court? Huh, I was right, Kim really is the devil. I was completely right.

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