Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries hit a rough patch!

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

So yesterday, I reported on the fact that Kim Kardashian might not always be seen wearing her wedding ring, because she wants to avoid over-accessorizing. Clearly, I should have known that statement was crap since the girl has more useless crap hanging off her at any given moment than Batman. Anyway, reports are starting to go around about how they’ve hit a rough patch: Kris Humphries, because he wants a more traditional arrangement, and Kim because she isn’t making sex tapes anymore. Showbiz Spy reports:

The reality TV star is reported to have hit a rough patch with new husband Kris Humphries following their summer wedding. “They are finding that being married is not all sweetness and roses,” reports a source close to Kim and her basketball star spouse. “Kris is quite traditional in what he expects as a married couple but Kim has carried on as if she is still single. She has business interests and projects that mean time being spent apart and it’s causing a few problems between them.”

I love how they’re making it seem like Kris is totally surprised that his made-for-TV wedding is turning out to be one huge famewhoring business move meant to further the Kardashian brand. Really? The fact that E! pretty much wrote your vows, as well as staging a conversation between Kourtney and her creepy boyfriend about a possible sequel, I mean wedding, wasn’t tip off enough? Christ, he’s really not the brightest guy ever, huh?

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

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