Kim Kardashian got botox; Must be Friday!

I’m sure this must come as an absolute shock to all of you, but Kim Kardashian has had some work done. I’ll give you a minute to collect yourselves. Anyway, just in case you had any doubts, she went ahead and got botox for her reality show because that’s just the sort of thing you do when you can’t act, sing, write or dance. See how easy that is?

Kim Kardashian gets Botox injections on Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and tells the doctor she doesn’t need numbing cream. “I think I can handle it,” Kim, 29, says. “I have a really high tolerance for pain.” Khloé squirms in the background and tells Kim she is stupid as Kim tells her repeatedly to shut up. SOURCE

I’d just like to take the opportunity to ask real quickly here: Who gets botox at the age of 29? What, was she tired of seeing her face move when she felt emotions? My best guess here is that she wants people to know that there’s another side of her body other than her ass. Seriously, I’m sure about half of you came into this post thinking “Holy shit, Kim Kardashian has a face?! I just thought she was a disembodied ass!”

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