Kim Kardashian: Poster child for plastic surgery!

KIm Kardashian

I think it’s kind of a given at this point that Kim Kardashian has had some amount of plastic surgery at this point, since her body looks about as natural as that disgusting pink paste they used to make McNuggets out of. Hell, for all we know, Kim is made out of the pink McNugget paste. Anyway, someone in Mexico must have seen her and thought “wow, what a botoxed whore. I should use her on a billboard to promote my clinic”, because now Kim is threatening to sue a Mexican plastic surgeon for using her image to promote his business. The Daily Mail reports:

The 32-year-old reality TV star is said to have asked her lawyers to get involved after a billboard for Dr. Victor Ramirez in Mexicali emerged showing her reclining on a sunbed in a bikini which showed off her enviable body. The billboard was accompanied with the slogan ‘No arriesgue su belleza, ni su salud’, which translates as ‘Don’t risk your beauty or your health’ – a bid to encourage people to visit a professional plastic surgeon instead of an unsafe one. When Dr Ramirez was contacted by TMZ.com and asked if he had sought Kim’s permission before using the picture, he replied: ‘Obviously I did not speak to Kim Kardashian. I do not have her number.’ After the website told Dr Ramirez that you cannot use somebody’s image on an advert without their permission, he apparently replied that he would get the police involved.

In all fairness, given the fact that Kim is about as naturally hairy as a golden retriever and has a propensity for eating whole live goats, it’s fair to assume that they thought she was probably the chupacabra. “Well, she does appear to be the horrible demon of myth that supposedly plagues our country. I just didn’t know it was so irritating, skanky and obsessed with attention.”

KIm Kardashian

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