The best part about the latest cover of Star which claims Kim Kardashian is already miserable in her new marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries is that her E! two-hour reality special (Kim’s Fairytale Wedding) on her big ass (literally) lavish black & white themed ceremony (which just took place on August 20th, she’s only known Kris less than a year) hasn’t even aired yet! The magazine is probably spinning the rumor wheel to drum up sales (as per usual) but it would be hilarious if the relationship (probably orchestrated up by pimp/mom Kris Jenner) went south before the first part of the special airs October 9th! Of course since I’m a total glutton for punishment (especially when it comes to trashy TV), I’ll be watching along with the rest of you who can’t seem to look away from this annoying and over-exposed family.
PS How does the magazine really know that Angelina Jolie weighs 94lbs? I love how they just make up an exact number and roll with it. Yes, she’s thin but I definitely think Angie is at least over 100lbs!