Kris Jenner wants you to believe Kim Kardashian’s baby will be on her daytime talk show

Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner

If the the idea of Kris Jenner hosting a daytime talk show sounds like unwatchable dreck to you, don’t worry: Literally everyone else feels the same way. Kris is apparently still hard up for guests on her upcoming gab fest, and it doesn’t help that no one seems to be showing any interest in it, so now she’s trying to convince Matt Lauer and the rest of America that Kim Kardashian‘s baby girl, North West, is going to be on her show. Via RadarOnline

Matt Lauer then asked the key question: “You‘ve got a tool at your disposal and I want to know right now if you are going to use it. Are there plans in the first week of this show to reveal either photos of the new granddaughter North or perhaps a walk on from Kim, Kanye and North?”

Jenner laughed a bit and then ducked the question as best she could, keeping wide open the possibility of featuring North.

“Well while that’s ambitious, that would be fun,” she told Lauer. “I think you’re just going to have to wait and see and tune in because I’m not sure exactly what’s going to happen.”

“Would you tell me right now that it will not happen, that you will not be showing the first-time baby photos of North on the first week of your show,” he asked.

“I won’t tell you it won’t happen,” Jenner admitted.

In all fairness, Kris would pretty much vaguely hint at anything if she thought it would get you to watch her crappy show …

Q: “Will your show reunite the entire cast of Friends for an all-out pansexual orgy?”
A: “I won’t tell you it won’t happen.”

Q: “Will your show bring back all of our loved ones from beyond the grave?”
A: “I won’t tell you it won’t happen.”

Q: “Will watching your show make my TV scream in agony before it becomes a portal between our world and The Dark One’s?”
A: “Now that one I can say for sure will happen.”

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